Thanksgiving is a time for food, family and gratitude for both. There can be a lot of pressure, though, to get things just right can make it harder to see the humor\u00a0 Here are some very funny Thanksgiving quotes to help you maintain your humorous perspective on the holiday and keeping you giggling while you gobble.<\/p>\n

\u201cThanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.\u201d
\n\u2015 Erma Bombeck<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cAfter a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.\u201d – Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” \u2015 Kevin James<\/p>\n

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” \u2014Jay Leno<\/p>\n

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“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?”\u00a0\u2015 Erma Bombeck<\/p>\n

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” – Stephen Colbert<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I\u2019m thankful for that.” \u2014Howie Mandel\u00a0 (Check out my piece on why Canadian Thanksgiving is at a much better time than American Thanksgiving here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

\u201cI like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.\u201d
\n\u2015 Craig Ferguson<\/p>\n

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\n“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” \u2015 Erma Bombeck<\/p>\n

“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”\u00a0 \u2015 Michael Dresser<\/p>\n

This one may be a bit gross, but it did make me chuckle:<\/p>\n

“If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ‘Boy, these are good cigars!'” – Jack Handey<\/p>\n

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