I can count on one hand the number of days left in 2014, and that fact floors me.\u00a0 This year just flew by. It was full of big changes and hard work and happy moments and fun with family and friends. I get a little nostalgic around New Year’s and I was thinking back this morning on some of my favorite moments and the crazy memories we’ve made over the past 12 months.<\/p>\n

One of those involves the ride my little family of three took on a banana taxi on a lake in Minnesota. I didn’t even know what a banana taxi was until I was standing on the lake shore in July. I learned a lot this past year.<\/p>\n

Lessons from the banana taxi<\/h2>\n

When planning our family vacation, I had never heard of the banana taxi. I certainly did not picture myself on one, yet somehow I ended up straddling the inflatable yellow raft pulled by a speedboat, hanging on to a small piece of rope for dear life.<\/p>\n

I had no idea that the banana taxi ride would teach me valuable life lessons, and remind me of some that are easy to forget.<\/p>\n

1. Be the fun parent on occasion.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019ve gotta go on the banana taxi, too! C\u2019mon! It\u2019ll be fun!\u201d my tween implored.<\/p>\n

I was dubious. \u201cI don\u2019t think parents do that, honey, it\u2019s all kids.\u201d<\/p>\n

Another dad nearby said, \u201cI did it last year.\u201d I presumed that meant he was hopping on the banana again. Wrong. He opted out and the taxi was full of tweens and teens, with my husband and I sandwiched in the middle of them.<\/p>\n

We were the only parents on the ride. I was mortified, but my daughter was okay with it. Actually, she seemed downright pleased. She said that we were fun.\u00a0 That is what family vacation was all about.<\/p>\n

2. Go wild, not mild.<\/strong><\/p>\n

There were two options: mild and wild. The young staffer handling banana boat registration\u00a0(how does one include that on a resume?) cheerfully informed us as we signed waivers that the mild ride was full. We would be on the wild ride.<\/p>\n

I expressed concern that \u201cwild\u201d was not where we of the middle aged belonged. She said, \u201cIt\u2019s not so bad.\u201d Then she laughed maniacally.<\/p>\n

It was pretty bad. That boat driver did, in fact, take the term \u201cwild\u201d seriously. He went fast. Really, really fast.<\/p>\n

He made sure to crisscross over the wakes he created, sending the banana and its riders high into the air. He made sharp turns that created what I\u2019m sure were 3Gs (okay, maybe not). It was, in fact, wild.<\/p>\n

3. Hang on tight.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sometimes, on the banana taxi and in life, things get unexpectedly bumpy. There\u2019s not much you can do other than hang on tightly. You do what you can, and that\u2019s enough.<\/p>\n

Even when it isn\u2019t enough, you fall off and get back on. That\u2019s okay, too.<\/p>\n

4. Enjoy the ride.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This taxi ride lasted longer than anticipated. We got our money\u2019s worth, but I had time to think about whether my obituary would include the phrase\u00a0\u201dunfortunate, unexpected banana taxi accident.\u201d When I realized that such phrasing would be awesome, I enjoyed the ride.<\/p>\n

I still feared for my life (and my dignity), but I laughed a whole lot more.<\/p>\n

5. People are kind.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Neither my husband nor I fell off the banana taxi. It was a family vacation miracle!<\/p>\n

Actually, no, it was not. As I ungracefully dismounted from the banana, the driver said that he had tried to take it easy on the side of the boat on which my husband and I were sitting. Something about us not wanting to break bones and sue him. But really, I think he was trying to be kind to us, and I was grateful.<\/p>\n

In our defense, the ride was still not a leisurely lake cruise. I know this because my child went on her second banana taxi ride the following day, without us.<\/p>\n

She couldn\u2019t wait to sign up for the wild ride. She was livid because the driver went slowly, and no one fell off. \u201cIt was nothing like yesterday,\u201d she said. \u201cYesterday was wild, and awesome! Today was like it was for all the old people.\u201d\u00a0 That day, there were no adults on the banana taxi.<\/p>\n

Here’s hoping 2015 is also full of fun rides for us all!<\/p>\n

I shared this on the Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop website<\/a>. Check it out if you’re hoping to laugh now or in 2015. There are a truly hilarious writers sharing their work here and I’m very grateful to share space with them. I’m also grateful to be alive because there was a moment on a banana taxi that I wasn’t sure I’d see 2015.<\/p>\n

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